Sunday

what gender is a computer?

pinakita lang sa akin ni brotherhood.:)

http://www.istorya.net/forums/humor/3516-what-gender-is-a-computer.html

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of genderassociation in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one timewere given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What "gender" is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.

Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but halfthe time they ARE the problem
.4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with othercomputers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memoryfor later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

ayoko na magcomment. gabi na eh.hehehehe:)
goodnight. God bless. :)

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

pinost mo nga hehehe...very nice indeed :D

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Cool =)

Anonymous said...

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Heheheh. Natawa ko dyan. Muhahaha. Maluho talaga mga babae.

Anonymous said...

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

"They have a lot of data but are still clueless."
so tanga daw kaming mga lalaki? :D

Anonymous said...

@hannah:natawa rin ako jan. hahaha

Anonymous said...

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
Cool...

kimberley anne said...

@pabs

pero di naman lahat ng babae maluho, right? :)

kimberley anne said...

@hannahr:
wala ganun talaga loveteam eh :) hahahaha

kimberley anne said...

@neil
hindi ako nagsabi niyan neil:P

Anonymous said...

eh paano pala pag bisexual ang gender preference? wala lang hehehe

Anonymous said...

uu,ako di maluho.hahaha

kimberley anne said...

@ate abbi
lightbulb raw ang mga lalaki :))

kimberley anne said...

@hannahr:
haha yes iris!
btw, ang sad. walang plerk :P

kimberley anne said...

ooooooooooooh. bisexual.
napakaraming classifications ng gender,
kung BI, hm, parang ang gulo. hehehe... well.
ikaw na alng unang magcomment. i know you can say lots of things kahit hindi ka pa nakapagPANpil19!!!

btw, gumagawa ulit ako ng paper :P
yung isang ym ko yung online :P hehehe

Anonymous said...

huh? as in si plerk? as in si dane? bat sad na wala si dane? crush mo ba sya? joooowk. hehehe

kimberley anne said...

huh? issue.
hm, yung plerk na site?
bakit ba hindi ko maaccess?? o ako lang ba yunh?????

kimberley anne said...

xax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alam ko na ung bakit hindi ako makaaccess sa plurk!!!!! yung plerk ni dane natype ko :(

Anonymous said...

hahaha.plurk. =D kala ko issue. hahaha

Anonymous said...

oo merong HMHF, HMLF, LMHF tsaka LMLF (high masculine, high feminine, high masculine low feminine, low masculine high feminine, low masculine low feminine)...pagkaalala ko diniscuss ito sa amin 4th year high school...gender tendencies ata...dahil dyan hindi mo basta basta mahuhusgahan ang isang tao na bading/tibo just because ganito siya gumalaw or whatever...:D

Anonymous said...

@eco
totoo ba yan??? baka naman bading/tibo din yan pag tinagalog.. ^^

kimberley anne said...

oo neil. basta maraming klase yan :P
magpanpil19 ka na rin!! :D

Anonymous said...

totoo yan sis pramis :D as in meron kaming module na naglalaman ng ganyan, kasi ang topic eh gender :D

Anonymous said...

haha.. pag GE na naman.. mapapadalas ang pagcucut ko ng class.. hahaha.. pwera na lang kung may kaibigan ako sa room.. hahaha.. ung parng si ano.. haha

Anonymous said...

this wunz cool. a computer is probably a girl lol. coz it normally attracts us guys...