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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of genderassociation in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one timewere given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".
One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What "gender" is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.
Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but halfthe time they ARE the problem
.4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with othercomputers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memoryfor later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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pinost mo nga hehehe...very nice indeed :D
Hahaha! Cool =)
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Heheheh. Natawa ko dyan. Muhahaha. Maluho talaga mga babae.
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"They have a lot of data but are still clueless."
so tanga daw kaming mga lalaki? :D
@hannah:natawa rin ako jan. hahaha
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
Cool...
@pabs
pero di naman lahat ng babae maluho, right? :)
@hannahr:
wala ganun talaga loveteam eh :) hahahaha
@neil
hindi ako nagsabi niyan neil:P
eh paano pala pag bisexual ang gender preference? wala lang hehehe
uu,ako di maluho.hahaha
@ate abbi
lightbulb raw ang mga lalaki :))
@hannahr:
haha yes iris!
btw, ang sad. walang plerk :P
ooooooooooooh. bisexual.
napakaraming classifications ng gender,
kung BI, hm, parang ang gulo. hehehe... well.
ikaw na alng unang magcomment. i know you can say lots of things kahit hindi ka pa nakapagPANpil19!!!
btw, gumagawa ulit ako ng paper :P
yung isang ym ko yung online :P hehehe
huh? as in si plerk? as in si dane? bat sad na wala si dane? crush mo ba sya? joooowk. hehehe
huh? issue.
hm, yung plerk na site?
bakit ba hindi ko maaccess?? o ako lang ba yunh?????
xax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alam ko na ung bakit hindi ako makaaccess sa plurk!!!!! yung plerk ni dane natype ko :(
hahaha.plurk. =D kala ko issue. hahaha
oo merong HMHF, HMLF, LMHF tsaka LMLF (high masculine, high feminine, high masculine low feminine, low masculine high feminine, low masculine low feminine)...pagkaalala ko diniscuss ito sa amin 4th year high school...gender tendencies ata...dahil dyan hindi mo basta basta mahuhusgahan ang isang tao na bading/tibo just because ganito siya gumalaw or whatever...:D
@eco
totoo ba yan??? baka naman bading/tibo din yan pag tinagalog.. ^^
oo neil. basta maraming klase yan :P
magpanpil19 ka na rin!! :D
totoo yan sis pramis :D as in meron kaming module na naglalaman ng ganyan, kasi ang topic eh gender :D
haha.. pag GE na naman.. mapapadalas ang pagcucut ko ng class.. hahaha.. pwera na lang kung may kaibigan ako sa room.. hahaha.. ung parng si ano.. haha
this wunz cool. a computer is probably a girl lol. coz it normally attracts us guys...
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